Dog Amendment

According to my dad, the winner of the Westminster dog show, Stump, is actually really cool, and because my dad is pretty cool so I trust his judgment, I must retract my critique of the alleged winner.  If the Westminster show was up to me, it would be a once-a-year, week-long celebration of how dachshunds are better than most things in the universe.  It would turn into a week-long shaming of all other dogs for not being dachshunds.  But, this is America and Obama is president and things are all about hope and change now, so week-long shaming sessions are reserved for Fashion Week, Shark Week, and maybe Gossip Girl during sweeps.

Rogge and I are going to start a charitable group where we train small dogs and take them to visit kids at children’s hospitals.  I think we both know this will turn into taking the dogs shopping and out to ice cream and deciding 3 p.m. is too late to bother the kids so we just better take the dogs home and watch TV.  Whatever though, a dream is in the works.