Dog amendment

According to my dad, the Westminster winner, Stump or whatever, is actually cool, and because for the most part my dad is cool, I’m going to have to retract my last critique of the alleged winner.  I guess, though, if the Westminster Dog Show was up to me, it would be a once-a-year, week-long celebration of how dachshunds are better than most things in the universe.  It would be a week-long shaming of other dogs, and because this is America, and Obama is all about hope and change, week-long shaming sessions should only be reserved for fashion week, shark week, and maybe Gossip Girl during sweeps season.  Whatever, though.  Every day is a day of celebrating dachshunds for me.

Rogge and I are going to start a charita