Skittles Vodka

The other night Tayler and I decided to infuse vodka with Skittles.  I have pictures, but because I sampled our creation, I cannot post them at this time.  I feel simultaneously delighted and ready to throw up, so I’ve had two glasses of water, which feels like I’ve drank 7 Mountain Dews, and I’m trying to figure out how to go to bed without dying or something.  Skittles vodka will fuck your shit up, especially if you’re alone with only your phone and laptop.

On a lighter note, Greg and I thought someone broke into our house earlier so he grabbed the smallest knife he could find and I grabbed the biggest knife I could find and we secured the premises.  I’m pretty sure my dachshund pajamas scared those fuckers off, as well as my huge knife and daunting personality.   Good thing I watched an episode of Buffy last night or else I might not know how to fuck shit up as well as a slayer does.