Drunk Asshole Day

Fridays in the world of Andrea Miller are the days to be a drunk asshole.  I embarrass myself a lot.  And I like to lecture people about my favorite things, including but not limited to:

1.  Madame Bovary and French literature in general

2.  The Who

3.  My family and how my family is probably better than the family of the person to whom I am talking

4.  Kanye West

5.  Burritos from Taqueria Yungapeti

6.  How whatever conversation I was just in was boring me so I texted Rogge instead

In more important news, rumor has it Rihanna took Chris Brown back.  This will be a PR disaster.