I am doing some Google image searching of otters and baby otters. It’s just a good way to start a Thursday. The web site isn’t as good as the real deal, obviously, but it’s kind of like looking at old pictures of a vacation. Actually, I think that’s exactly what it is for me. Anyway, the otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium are awesome—the exhibit would be much better though if children were required to stand 30 feet from the glass so I wouldn’t have to knock some skulls to be able to point, giggle, and squeal about the otters. Fuckin little brats just stand there and yell at their parents and get their greasy little handprints everywhere.
You can take a quiz to find out which otter you are most like. I haven’t taken the quiz yet though because I would rather find more pictures of baby otters. They are nature’s very own version of a water dachshund.

